Do we even have a red carpet?

Somebody better find one, because President Obama is due to visit Tuesday. Some highlights from his Experience Seattle itinerary:

• Quick ride down America’s Worst Freeway to campaign rally for Sen. Patty Murray, D-The Other White Meat.

• Deliver speech about “strengthening the economy and creating jobs” in Washington state, most of which presumably will include serving fries.

• City Hall handshake with some bicycle-riding guy named Mike.

• Afternoon white toast and warm milk tasting hosted by Bill and Melinda Gates.

• Air-guitar lesson from Paul Allen at Experience Music Project, aka the Wreck of the Partridge Family Bus.

• Brief private meeting with U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Baghdad, after having Secret Service sweep him for wires.

• Long, slow drive back to Air Force One behind idiot from Kent driving 45 mph in left lane.

Other big doings: Read the rest at Seattle Times.com